UnBEARable Weather on the West Coast

Average daily temperatures on the the West Coast are hovering just slightly above zero with a slim chance of reaching the double digits any time soon. An overall mood of the locals is as grey and gloomy as the weather itself and people are getting weary, in many cases overwhelmed by the seasonal depression. Should you ever catch yourself complaining about the current chilly conditions, please, ask yourself this:

“Would I be still bitching about it if I were a polar bear?”

 

And, frankly, I doubt you would. On contrary, as a polar bear, you'd be most likely exclaiming: "Five above! Goddamn unBEARable scorcher! I'd better grab a cold one and slap on some sunscreen quick!”.

 

Yup, everything is measurable in terms of individual perception, even the weather.

 

Chill out!