My Amazing Memory

I've been gifted with a remarkable, unprecedented, one of a kind memory. Or should I say: two of the kinds? Perhaps I should, but I’d better not, for it makes no sense.

Are you burning with curiosity already? Well, all right then, I won't keep you in suspense any longer. My memory is truly unique because it’s both - strong and weak at the same time. For instance, I remember quite vividly being struck by a ground-breaking brilliant idea this morning, but I CAN’T for the life of me remember what the heck was it about.

 

Completely astonishing, isn’t it?